This is a good example of no
matter how much
you talk - people will hear what they want to hear.
Three "Wise" Men
Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates
are invited to meet God.
He tells them, "I gathered the three most important
people of the world to pass on my message.
Tomorrow, I will destroy the earth!"
Yeltsin goes to his council and
says,
"I have two pieces of bad news to report.
1) God exists.
2) He will destroy the earth tomorrow."
Clinton comes to the White House and says,
"I have good news and bad news.
1) The good news is that God exists and He's gonna bail me out!
2) The bad news is that he will destroy the earth tomorrow."
Bill Gates enters Microsoft and says,
"I have two reports of good news.
1) I'm one of the three most important people on earth.
2)
The year 2000 problem is solved!"
Submitted by:
-Dannah's Web Page: http://members.theglobe.com/Dannah/
Brad's Web Page: http://www.geocities.com/Augusta/7437/
