The cowboy was sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo
theater. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy,
"Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient.  "Sir,
if you don't sit up, I'm going to have to call the manager.

The cowboy just groaned. The usher marched back up the aisle.

In a moment he returned with the manager. Together, the two of them tried repeatedly to
move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police.

The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's
you're name?" "Sam," the cowboy moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?

"The balcony."
 
 

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