A wife was complaining about her husband spending all his time at the
local tavern, so one night he took her along with him. 

"What'll ya have?" he
asked. "Oh, I don't know.  The same as you I suppose," she replied. 

So the
husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and gulped his down in one go.
     His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat
it out. "Yuck, it tastes awful, worse than awful!" she spluttered.

"I don't
know how you can drink this stuff!"

     "Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying
myself every night!"

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