Welcome the Heavenly Top Ten! It's coming, that moment we wait for every year. That moment when paper and the "Ooohs" and "Ahhhs" fill the air. That moment when familiar phrases roll off the tongue like, "Oh dear, it's just what I wanted!" or "Honey, you shouldn't have!" Well, as a service to everyone this year, I am going to show you how thankful you should be, even if you get 25 pairs of socks! Thankful, you ask? Yes, because at least you didn't get any of the items listed on the 1998 Christmas Edition of the Heavenly Top Ten which are:
The Heavenly Top Ten is intended to be a fun look at
issues of faith and fellowship. It should not be considered a serious treatment
of
any of the topics presented.