Welcome to the 1997 Christmas Edition of the Heavenly
Top Ten (part deux). Ok, I admit it, I dislike the guy in the red suit!
I'm not crazy about the greed and commercialism he promotes; and I really
don't like the attention he takes away from Christ. So, I decided to
investigate Mr. Claus and to my shocked surprise, I found yet another
reason to furrow my brow. So, without further adieu, let's have a look at:
Top Ten Indications
That Santa Is A Communist
- Lenin had a beard, Marx had a beard, Castro has a beard. Coincidence, I think not!
- Rudolph is a Russian name!
- Red suit? 'Nuff said!
- For last three Christmases, I've received a copy of the "Communist Manifesto"!
- There's evidence that the KGB compiles his list of who's naughty and nice!
- Santa's gift giving is really a plot to redistribute the world's wealth. Think about it!
- "Ho, Ho, Ho" is really code for "Workers unite"!
- The butt of a Cuban cigar was found next to the milk and cookies!
- I drew a beard on a picture of Chairman Mao and the resemblance is eerie.
- And the number one indication that Santa is a communist is:
- Upon playing my copy of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" backwards, I heard the following phrase repeated over and over: "Die, American capitalist pigs, die!"
