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HEADLINE HUMOR, PART THREE
  • March Planned For Next August

  • Blind Bishop Appointed To See

  • Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip

  • L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

  • Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through

  • Latin Course To Be Canceled--No Interest Among Students, Et Al.

  • Diaper Market Bottoms Out

  • Stadium Air Conditioning Fails--Fans Protest

  • Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

  • Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to Goose Hunters

  • Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based

  • Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store

  • Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

  • Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

  • Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice

  • Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

  • Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin

  • Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

  • Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One

  • Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man

  • Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy

  • Autos Killing 110 a Day--Let's Resolve to Do Better

  • 20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar

  • War Dims Hope For Peace

  • If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While

  • Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

  • Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation

  • Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years

  • Man is Fatally Slain

  • Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

  • Death Causes Loneliness, Feelings of Isolation

  • Flaming Toilet Seat Causes Evacuation at High School

  • Defendants Speech Ends in Long Sentence

  • Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

  • House Passes Gas Tax Onto Senate

  • Police Discover Crack in Australia

  • Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan

  • Many Antiques Seen at D.A.R. Meeting

  • William Kelly, 87, was Fed Secretary

  • Collegians are Turning to Vegetables

  • Scientists to Have Ford's Ear

  • Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water

  • Hershey Bars Protest

  • County Officials to Talk Rubbish

  • Carter Plans Swell Deficit

  • Caribbean Islands Drift to Left

Added May 15, 2000

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