A Baptist, a charismatic, and a lutheran died one day and stood at the pearly gates. God asked each of them in turn why He should let them into Heaven! The Baptist answered, "Because I accepted you as my Lord and Saviour and did my best to live my life for you. I may have failed you from time to time but I always repented and asked forgivenss." God replied, "You have done well, you may enter Heaven. Also, to drive around, I will give you a Saturn."
"Thank you, God," replied the Baptist.

The charismatic said to God, "I should be allowed into Heaven because I accepted you as Saviour and I lived my life for you completely. I tried to be a witness to everyone I met, and I led many people to you." God replied, "You have done very well. I am proud of you. Your car will be a Rolls Royce."
"Thank you God," replied the charismatic. The Lutheran approached God and said, "Lord, I think I was saved, and I went to church and I tried to be a good person." God replied, "Yes, you were saved, and you did alright. Here, I will give you a Chevette."
The Lutheran replied, "Thank you, Lord." One day in Heaven, The Lutheran was chugging along in his Chevette when he noticed the Baptist's Saturn crumpled up against a tree. He saw the Baptist sitting on the curb laughing hysterically. He pulled up and asked, "Are you ok? Are you hurt?"
The Baptist continued to roll in laughter.
The Lutheran asked, "What is so funny? I mean, you smashed up your car, what could be so funny to make you laugh like that?"
The Baptist replied, "I just saw the Pope go by on roller skates!"

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